Did this kid have any idea what was coming?

Not a chance.

First grade. PONG.

Just curiosity and an 8-bit screen.

That digital spark lit everything.

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Bert, grade school

In the 90s you didn’t wait to be taught.

No Google. No YouTube.

We figured it out, we broke things—a lot.

And we learned fast.

That focus, energy, and routine never left me.

It always drives me forward.

Bert circa 2003.

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So, how do you prepare for a future you cannot see?

I did this before—learning new tools with no manual or guidance.

Been there, done that.

AI isn’t hype. It’s my tool.

Not because it’s hot — because it works.

Decades in digital, with my eyes forward.

Let’s shape what’s next for you.

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Bert, cover of WIRED, 2007

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You need more than tools.

You would prefer someone who gets your world.

Every challenge is different.

Let’s solve yours — together.

Let’s talk.

LAST BIT

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